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- Tony: *folds arms* Yes, you're grounded!
- Steve: You disobeyed an order.
- Thor: *holds up a shovel* And now we're gonna bury you until you've learned your lesson!
- Tony: Thor, that's not how grounding works.
- Tony: Peter's at a school dance.
- Steve: ..?
- Tony: With a date.
- Sam: My boy!
- Natasha: They grow up so fast.
- Tony: *tearing up* I know.
- Bucky: It feels like just yesterday he caught my metal arm.
- Clint: *cries in the corner*
- Tony: *on the phone* Peter, what are you doing?
- Peter: Homework, Mr. Stark.
- Wade: *takes the phone from Peter* I'm homework.
- Tony: *bursts in Peters room* I KNEW YOU TWO WERE HAVING SEX
- Peter: *reading a book on his bed*
- Wade: *laying on the ground on his phone*
- Wade: We are? Peter! Why didn't you tell me? I would've put down my phone.
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